Hilarious moment husband caught cheating wife - as her boyfriend escapes from window!

In a stunning example of a soap opera come to life, a video has surfaced from Brazil that depicts the hilarious struggle of a man attempting to escape a cheating woman’s bedroom after her husband has come home.

And it’s out a third story window.

High drama: An hysterical Brazilian video captures high wire drama of a married woman's paramour escaping shirtless out the window as her jilted husband arrives

As the drama begins, a husband and wife are seen arguing on the third-floor patio of an urban apartment building.

Adulterer with acumen: Like something out of Benny Hill, the shirtless man ties together a rope of clothes and out he goes

Their fight is juicy enough as is, but just off to the side a man appears in the couple's window.

Shirtless and angry, the man may be an adulterer but he's awfully quick-thinking. 

He tosses out the window an escape rope he's managed to fashion from knotted t-shirts and bravely begins to climb down.

On a window sill below, he stops. The cackling crowd mocks both him and the woman’s husband.

‘Cornudo,’ the growing audience yells at the husband, a Portuguese word for a man being cheated on.

They chant ‘JUMP!’ as emergency workers arrive to assist the struggling man. And he does just that.

Meanwhile, a crowd gathers below, laughing at the men and taunting them. 'Cornudo!' they yelled at the jilted husdand

A soft mat is placed below the shirtless man and the crowd cheers as leaps and bounces down to the street.

JUMP! The crowd dares him to leap and he does. Luckily, firemen have set up a cushion on the street

As if a Hollywood celebrity had just fallen from the sky, the passersby hoot and ogle and snap photos.

Safe: Shirtless and angry, the man lands on the cushion as the crowd cackles at his silly situation

The end: The man shakes his fist at the couple he left behind and then admonishes the highly entertained crowd before stomping, barefooted, out of view

Barefoot and scowling, the shirtless man gives the woman and her husband a good shake of the fist, then shakes it at the crowd for good measure and marches out of view.

State media dispatch shows North Korea has named hardline general as new military chief!

A North Korean state media dispatch shows that leader Kim Jong Un has named a hardline general as his new military chief.

The new title for Kim Kyok Sik came in a dispatch Wednesday from the North's Korean Central News Agency detailing a delegation at Pyongyang's airport that was seeing off a special envoy on a trip to China. There were no other details on the appointment.

Kim Kyok Sik previously held the military chief post until 2009. He also was defense minister until being recently replaced by a little-known general. He is the former commander of battalions believed responsible for attacks in 2010 that killed 50 South Koreans.

Kim replaces Hyon Yong Chol as military chief.

Military chief is considered a higher-ranking position than defense minister.

Ja'Nae's father Joshua and grandmother Yolanda 

The father of the first of the schoolchildren who lost their lives in the Oklahoma tornado to be named has said he was just too late to save her.

Joshua Hornsby has described how he raced to collect nine-year-old daughter Ja’Nae from the  Plaza Towers elementary school in the suburb of Moore.

"I had to park around the corner from the school and when I hit the corner so I could see the school was gone," he said. "My heart just sank."

Ja'Nae was one of seven children killed when the tornado demolished the site.

Mr Hornsby said he later received a call from the medical examiner.

"He told me that they had my daughter. I knew what he meant but I didn't want to accept it so I kept asking 'what do you mean?'.

"I said 'she's with you, what is she doing?' and that's when he told me she was deceased. That was it."

Ja'Nae's grandmother Yolanda Hornsby said: "It's like taking a piece out of my heart and just, like, stomping on it.

"I'll have to come to terms with... that I won't be able to spend no more Sunday dinners her, no more times at church any more. All of that stuff that we did together - and the smile."

Gov. Amaechi’s aide resigns!

Obinna Anyanwu, Special Assistant to Governor Chibuike Amaechi of Rivers on Conflict Resolution, has resigned his appointment.

Mr. Obinna in a letter written to the governor on Monday, May 20, said his resignation took effect immediately.

He  said his resignation was due to “recent political development in our great party, PDP, Rivers state chapter, and my father’s position as regards to his call for your resignation as the Executive Governor of Rivers State.

“I wish to tender my resignation with immediate effect since it is only natural and incongruent to still remain in office.

“I, therefore, thank you very much for the opportunity you offered me to serve in your administration.”

Obinna’s father, Emma Anyanwu, a chieftain of the Peoples Democratic Party, had called on Amaechi to resign following the political crisis in Rivers. .

Mr. Anyanwu said his call for Mr. Amaechi to resign was predicated on the governor’s alleged loss of the party structure that brought him into office and his inability to manage the political crisis.

Obinna was appointed by Mr. Amaechi in 2011.

Meanwhile, the state government has yet to react to the resignation of the aide, as calls put to the spokesmen of the governor were not responded.

Mysterious respiratory illness kills 2, leaves 5 others hospitalized in southeast Alabama!

A mysterious respiratory illness has left five people hospitalized and two dead in southeast Alabama, state health officials said Tuesday.

Seven people have been admitted to hospitals with a fever, cough and shortness of breath in recent weeks, Alabama Department of Public Health spokeswoman Mary McIntyre said in a statement.

Two of the seven have died. The Alabama Department of Public Health and the Centers for Disease Control Respiratory Laboratory are analyzing lab tests from all seven patients. McIntyre says officials hope to have preliminary results on the samples back by Wednesday or Thursday morning.

The illness was first reported late last week and the last of the seven patients was hospitalized Monday, McIntyre said.

It wasn’t immediately clear which municipalities the illnesses were concentrated in.

“We’re only aware of the Southeast, but we don’t know — we haven’t received reports from anywhere else,” McIntyre said. “That’s why we’re trying to get the information out.”

McIntyre said it’s unclear what’s causing the illness but some of the seven patients also had the flu. Authorities are urging hospital staff to wear masks when caring for patients who appear to be suffering from respiratory illnesses.

The Centers for Disease Control referred all questions to Alabama health officials.

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Crews shift from rescue to recovery a day after Oklahoma tornado, official says!

 

A search-and-rescue effort to find survivors of a monster tornado that pulverized a vast swath of the suburbs of Oklahoma City shifted Tuesday to one of recovery, officials said. 

No new survivors or bodies have been found since the early hours after the tornado carved a trail 17 miles long on Monday afternoon.

"We feel like we have basically gone from rescue and searching to recovery," Glenn Lewis, the mayor of hard-hit Moore, told CNN's Anderson Cooper.

Lewis said he didn't expect the death toll to climb any higher. At least 24 people, including nine children, were killed, according to the state medical examiner's office.

"I think that will stand," Lewis said.

Earlier reports of at least 51 deaths were erroneous, said Amy Elliot, chief administrative officer for the Oklahoma Office of the Chief Medical Examiner. In the chaotic aftermath of the tornado, Elliot said it appeared some of the dead were counted twice. Damage assessments conducted Tuesday showed the tornado packed winds, at times, between 200 and 210 miles per hour, making it an EF5 -- the strongest category of tornadoes measured, the National Weather Service said Tuesday. Teams are still evaluating the destruction, and the rating released Tuesday is preliminary. So far, they've found that the tornado's width spanned 1.3 miles -- the length of more than 22 football fields lined up end-to-end. Given its breadth and power, it ranks among some of the strongest storms ever to strike the United States, CNN senior meteorologist Dave Hennen said. Hardest hit was Moore, Oklahoma -- a suburban town of about 56,000 and the site of eerily similar twisters in 1999 and again four years later.

The scene -- block after block of flattened homes and businesses, the gutted remains of a hospital and hits on two elementary schools -- left even seasoned veterans of Oklahoma's infamous tornadoes reeling. The devastation was so complete, the mayor said city officials were racing to print new street signs to help guide rescuers and residents through a suddenly twisted and unfamiliar landscape. A search-and-rescue team was sent from nearby Tinker Air Force Base, which also provided search lights, vehicles and water trucks, while neighboring Texas sent an elite 80-member urban search team. The American Red Cross sent 25 emergency response vehicles. Rescue crews were expected to complete a search for victims by late Tuesday, Moore Fire Chief Gary Bird told CNN. "We will be through every damaged piece of property in this city at least three times," Bird told reporters. "And we hope to be done by dark tonight." More than 230 people were injured, according to authorities.

‘I killed, sold four siblings’ heads for N32,000′!

A suspected human parts dealer, Agboola Kolawole, made a startling confession to the Lagos State Police Command yesterday. He told security operatives how he killed four of his siblings, sold their heads at N8,000 each, and invested the proceeds in his illicit trade.

The suspects

He was among three other suspects who allegedly specialised in the sourcing, distribution and sale of human parts, who were arrested by operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), of the Command.

The suspects – Ajibade Rafiu (30), Fatai Akiwowo (30), Kazeem Sanni (25) and Kolawole (40) – were paraded by the Command’s spokesperson, Ngozi Braide, a Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP), yesterday, at the Command Headquarters, Ikeja.

One of the suspects, Jamiu Adeleke (40) allegedly died while trying to escape after his arrest. He allegedly attempted to jump off a moving vehicle while taking operatives to the home of Funsho Alabi and other buyers of his “goods” at Owode-Egbado, Ogun State. Adeleke allegedly sustained injuries and was rushed to a General Hospital where he died.

Kolawole said: “I killed two of my brothers and two sisters and sold their heads for N8, 000 each. I also roasted some of their parts which I ate before I buried them in a grave in our compound. I used them to improve on my business.”

Braide said the late Adeleke was arrested by operatives in Owode town, Ogun State, with a human head while trying to sell it to somebody for N120,000.

She said: “When he was arrested, he confessed that Sanni sold the human head to him for N6, 000. Sanni confessed that he had earlier supplied two human heads to another dealer, Akiwowo.

“Akiwowo also confessed that apart from the two he bought from Sanni, he had bought four human heads from Kolawole. When police operatives arrested him, he confessed that he killed two of his brothers and two of his sisters and cut off their heads which he sold. We also arrested the final buyer/receiver of the human heads, Rafiu, a herbalist. Detectives also recovered a drink of ground human head mixed with gin in a bottle from the herbalist’s home.

“The suppliers confessed that they got human parts from various graveyards in Ogun State. They claimed they sold human heads for N8, 000; hands for N6, 000 and private parts for N10, 000. The middlemen in the illicit business would double the prize and sell to the herbalist, the end user. Sanni confessed that two Alhajis in Owode had bought one head from him and also requested a living human being at the rate of N40, 000. He was arrested while in search of the living being.”

Rafiu said he bought the person he used for concoction for N17, 000 and roast his meat for his customers to drink beer and palm-wine with. He added that he sold each tumbler of the concoction for N20, 000, adding that whoever drank it would have all his wishes fulfilled within a week.

Akinwowo said: “I am a native doctor. It was Alfa Jamiu, who is now late, who sent me to buy human parts for him. I normally bought skulls from people dug graves and steal human parts, especially, bones, at cemeteries. The bones would be ground to powder by the late Jamiu who mixed the powder with hot drinks. We are based at Owode. Jamiu paid me N1000 for each skull I bought for him.”